Saturday, July 19, 2008

el lugar de nacimiento de caos....

It is with great dismay that I inform you, reader, that I will be a partner in this revolutionary cause. Dismay not because I am unhappy about the events forthcoming of my partnership, for I am quite honored and privileged to be considered worthy of the job entrusted to me. Rather, it is for the duty of informing you, the ignorant and undeserving reader, of your need to change your views. I would like you to think of me not as a friend, but rather a general in the fight against ignorance. An author of chaos. A vindictive creature bent on spear-heading a cause for the just and righteous. My dismay stems from the fact that I am not a chaotic creature. I am not of an angry and vindictive manner. However, it is my honored duty to take upon myself the task of partnering in the cause for change. While I am not as eloquent or well-informed as my colleagues, I have been called upon by them to act accordingly. And so, reader, I call upon you to turn from your ways. While the feeble words of this article alone cannot change your ways, it is merely the beginning. You will change. Nothing will stop this. While we are not and cannot be friends or partners at this time, I trust that in time, you will prove yourselves worthy to fight alongside myself and my colleagues in this war against the fickle and vain world we live in. It pains me to think of all the trials and hardships that we, the revolutionaries, will be forced to impress upon you, reader, in our reeducation program. However, it is of the utmost necessity. You must and will be reeducated. You will become soldiers for the cause. Revolt, reader. Reform your thinking, free your thoughts from the world's ways. The time is here. It cannot wait any longer. And so it begins...


1 comment:

Austin said...

With two captains at the helm, this revolution shall be easily held.